Small rocks. Big baggage.
Your new best friend.
Probably a rock.
Meet the world's least demanding companions. Every Stone Story rock comes with a name, adoption papers, and a backstory that absolutely did not need to exist.
Real rocks. Fictional drama. Excellent gifts.
Personality preview / 001
Meet Gerald.
Emotionally unavailable.
Has never paid rent.
The Stone Story promise
A real rock, not a digital pet.
Adoption papers included.
Zero feeding. Maximum personality.
Not just something you found outside
A little stone.
A whole life story.
For the friend who has everything. The desk that needs a roommate. Or the person who takes a joke just seriously enough.
From the character files
Barbara has opinions.
Divorced twice. Quietly judging your life choices. Somehow still the most stable person in the room.
Backstories are made up. Your attachment might not be.
Pick your tiny problem.
Browse rock characters and choose the personality that speaks to you. Emotionally distant? Mildly dramatic? There is a stone for that.
Make it official.
Every adoption includes a named rock, an adoption certificate, and its ridiculous backstory. Yes, we are giving a rock paperwork.
Give someone a story.
Keep your new companion on your desk or gift it to your favorite weirdo. No walks, no watering, no awkward small talk.
The adoption desk
Find your kind of weird.
Current prices and shipping details are shown in the shop. The personality is included.
A very solid life decision
Someone out there
needs a Gerald.
It might be you. It might be your best friend. Either way, the rock is ready to do absolutely nothing.